The Spider Solitaire Rabbit Hole

If you, like me, spend a far too significant part of your day moving around cards on your PC instead of working, you probably aren't too surprised when Slate's Josh Levin points out that the most popular computer game in the world is spider solitaire (a feat he compares to "living in a universe in which Pong were the most-popular title for PlayStation 3"). After a particularly well-played round, you may have even looked up spider solitaire records online (and found that you were wanting).

But I just experienced one of the weirder happenstances in my career as a minor-league procrastinator. Halfway through a recent game, the universe turned inwards in such a way that life as I knew came screeching to a halt. Check out the this screenshot, and let me know if you have any tips on how to proceed.